It began as a whisper, a conspiracy theory passed around at tech conferences, in Reddit threads, and over coffee in Silicon Valley cafés. Elon Musk, the billionaire genius behind SpaceX, Tesla, and Neuralink, wasn’t just a visionary — he was an alien. A 3,000-year-old extraterrestrial being, living among humans to nudge our species toward a future we couldn’t yet fathom.