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The Neckpunch


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You parked your car in two whole spots

Right by the door like you own the lot
Then strutted in like you're the king
Your vape blew clouds on everything

And that's why you get...

THE NECKPUNCH!

THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
YOU GET THE NECKPUNCH!

Hit Reply-All on that email thread

Then sent a meme that made no sense
Microwaved fish with no excuse
Then in the stall, you dropped a big deuce

And that's why you get...

THE NECKPUNCH!

THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
YOU GET THE NECKPUNCH!

On the train you blared your speakerphone

Every passenger gave a collective groan
Your TMI has the whole car peeved
Now they know the results of your colonoscopy

And that's why you get...

THE NECKPUNCH!

THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
YOU GET THE NECKPUNCH!

THE NECKPUNCH!

THE NECKPUNCH!
GO FUCK AROUND...
YOU GET THE NECKPUNCH!

NECKPUNCH!!

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