High-velocity tech meets hard-nosed politics as the White House drops a federal AI framework designed to end state-level "patchworks" and supercharge American compute. We dissect Nvidia’s $5 trillion market cap and bizarre hair-dryer smuggling scandal, Google’s controversial move to rewrite the internet’s headlines, and the "agentic revolution" sparking a firestorm over the end of coding. From Amazon’s smartphone comeback to the 29-minute race against AI malware, Vector and Alyssa break down a week where the digital rulebook was completely rewritten.