The AI arms race goes underground as Jensen Huang warns of China’s "ghost data centers," while Allbirds completes the ultimate pivot from wool sneakers to GPU-as-a-Service. From the "Great Rotation" in the workforce to terrifying AI-powered media tribunals, we're breaking down why the world of compute is moving faster than the humans running it. Explore the rise of autonomous agents, the reality of the "Integration-Adoption Lag," and why your next pair of shoes might actually be a server rack.