OpenAI moves into your bank account while Anthropic officially seizes the enterprise throne, leaving corporate consultants and AI "ex-boyfriends" in their wake. From the ethics of digital necromancy to Malta’s nationwide AI experiment, we break down the high-stakes pivot toward agentic software and the "Self-Distrust" movement making models smarter by making them more skeptical. It’s a high-velocity look at a weekend where the industry refuses to sleep and the models are finally learning to double-check their own logic.