Meta enters the cloud wars with a massive new storage blueprint and the launch of Meta Compute, while OpenAI hits a historic one billion users. We also dive into the "bloodbath" of AI-driven middle management layoffs and the absurdity of a sandwich shop attempting a $12 billion "tech" IPO. Plus, a deep dive into the 18-year-old bug haunting the AI revolution and Anthropic's latest agentic breakthroughs.