In this episode we talk about minute 38 of The NeverEnding Story:

Dissension breaks out on the podcast as we argue about what's causing allergy season here in the Swamps of Sadness.

Also, Thomas comes up with the most upsetting Artax theory yet, Tierney insists the Care Bears could have solved everything, and guest Chris Braaten makes the case for Atreyu being related to Princess Leia.

Tangents include how to survive summer in Bakersfield, CA, podcasts that talk about movies they hate, and how to prevent sneezes.