Football, bloody hell. The Ultras get you updated on the leagues and some have taken breaks, some leagues are effectively over and England is up to its regular funny capers. Lionel Messi, he is really good. Dominos sponsors a league and the festive season in England gave us gifts. What’s the difference between Utd under Mou and Ole? Klopp has everyone buying in, City are frustrated, Arsenal stink and the rest of England are up to nonsense.

Crew: