The NFL continues turning the schedule release into a Marvel movie rollout, Victor Wembanyama responds like a superstar, the Dodgers are officially spiraling, and the Vegas Golden Knights suddenly remembered who they are.

Plus:

• Donovan Mitchell’s historic playoff heater
• Paul Skenes making baseball look unfair
• Buffalo survives in Montreal
• The Rays refuse to lose
• Cowboys fans already preparing emotional damage for Week 1

And yes…

we officially have football games in Australia now.