The NFL scriptwriters went absolutely crazy this week. We’re breaking down the "ACL Apocalypse" that took out Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons, and reacting to Philip Rivers coming off the couch at 44 years old looking like a high school gym teacher (and almost winning).

Plus, Joe Burrow is in a "Deep Dark Place." The Bengals are broken, he looks miserable, and we’re asking if he’s the next Andrew Luck. Is it time for him to demand a trade?

Finally, Michael sat down with his AI betting model and scolded it for losing money. The result? A new "contrarian" strategy and 4 locks for the week that fade the public consensus.

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