Spooky! Scary! Happy Halloween, and welcome to a monstrous new episode of The Nibbler, New Moon edition! This week, Bella gets dumped; Jacob has a fever and the only prescription is turning into a super-wolf; Charlie is rightfully concerned about all the shit going down; Carlisle has an ethos; the Volturi have a city to maintain and a receptionist to keep complicit; Stephanie Meyer describes a 13-hour flight in what feels like real time; and WOW is Edward Cullen terrible. Plus: Lots of bonus shade and … Marxism?

This week: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Next week: The Half-Blood Prince & The House of Gaunt