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On the podcast this week, Steven and Sean are kicking off the holidays with hilarity and cheer! We’re giving our beloved Christmas traditions one final hurrah before having to accept that we’re old adults now in the 2015 film from Jonathan Levine, The Night Before.

Right off the bat, I need to make clear that you should not, under any circumstances, do anything that Seth Rogen did in this film. I mean, who in the world takes that many drugs before a night out on the town with your three best friends? A bit of drugs seems handleable, but dude was not doing so well. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: enjoy your drugs responsibly, and please don’t vomit in the middle of any churches on Christmas Eve.

You’ll make Baby Jesus sad.

Nah, what you should do is spend time with your good buddies. I mean, that’s what the holidays are really all about, yeah? Spending time with the ones you love, eating some delicious cookies, and going all out getting to the completely kick-ass Nutcracker Ball that you’ve been dying to find for years. Seriously, be like Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s friends in this one. Sure, they were pretty danged selfish about their own messy lives, but they got him to the party by the end, and they had a memorable time doing it, too.

If you don’t make the time and effort to be a pal, then you could very well miss two of the most important things a human being could experience:

1. Meeting Miley Cyrus.
2. Realizing you need to get your nonsense together so you can be with the person you’re supposed to be with.

Otherwise, it could just slip through your fingers and then you’ll be stuck with an aimless, sad sack of a man who spends all his time pining for the woman he couldn’t hold on to. Nobody wants that to happen.

Be the best friend ever and make the holidays this year worth celebrating!

(Recorded on October 12, 2020)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

The Night Before - IMDb

The Night Before trailer - YouTube

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - IMDb

Seth Rogen - IMDb

Anthony Mackie - IMDb

Michael Shannon - IMDb

Randall Park - IMDb

Tracy Morgan - IMDb

Moana - IMDb

The Shining - IMDb

Grady Twins | Stephen King Wiki - Fandom

Playing the Piano Scene | Big - YouTube

Scrooged - IMDb

Die Hard - IMDb

A Christmas Carol - IMDb

A Christmas Carol - South Coast Repertory

It's a Wonderful Life - IMDb

Ilana Glazer - IMDb

Home Alone - IMDb

”Happy Trails, Hans” scene | Die Hard - YouTube

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