SydVsCoco

The Ninth Fit - The Return of Beanie

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Recorded 12 August, 2019

  • Welcome back!
  • But it isn’t Goth Rock Season 2, sorry.
  • We recap our summer
  • Coco bought/paid off a car
    • Old Toyota ad campaigns… Oh, what a feeling!
  • Heart of a Honda.
  • Leaving work and Syd finds… BEANIE!!!
    • An unattended beanie signals The Return of Beanie!
  • Drinking a not that great beer
    • Last Call Brewery in Oakdale, Cali Blonde, #Disappointed
  • Beer flights come in 4, 5, or 20, right?
  • Count of 10 taps and what selections you might get.
    • The IPA crowd, specifically the West Coast IPA crowd
  • Dust Bowl Brewery, Turlock
    • Fruit Tramp Stamp, it was good
  • But not as good as the Bourbon Barrel Aged Porter!!!
    • Smelling the crematorium in Colma
  • Not a fan of Taco Truck Lager
  • Blaker Brewery, Ceres
    • Haven’t been there yet
  • We are beer snobs and will give bad reviews on our podcast if a brewery isn’t good!!!
  • #AcrossThePond
    • The official podcast of Brexit? No.
  • Tapped Apple cider house, Salida
  • Don’t cater to hipsters, don’t open in downtown?
    • Syd read something about a brewery in Modesto because he was trying to get the news feed app straightened out
  • The Market on 7th Street in Modesto
  • Contentment Brewery, Modesto
    • Near MJC
  • New school year starts next week
  • Charles wants to stand on Syd
  • Syd hasn’t started to build the shed yet…
    • Because he lost his ATM card. Twice!
  • Fall Sparge is coming up (So is Syd’s birthday)
  • 60 is the new 40
    • And Syd thinks the phrase is silly
  • Syd understands flannels
    • And wallet chains, which Syd made himself.
  • “Jenko Jeans are the new flannel”
  • Coco is buying a foam padded cane.
    • Because Syd will get arthritis the morning of his 50th
  • Tennis balls, dog balls, whatever…
  • Nice weather reminds Syd of his youth.
  • Coco makes up a nonsense world where there is no wine or scotch and only one mediocre beer.
    • Human-living bacteria/yeast make wine
  • Yeast poop out alcohol and burp out carbon dioxide
    • Syd tries to balance an equation to convert sugar to alcohol
  • Georgian wine, not the state, the country.
  • Johnnie Walker Blue Label
    • People know about it and it is expensive
  • Syd wants to try it
  • Also Oban 14, Lagavulin 16, Laphroaig Quarter Cask, Glenlivet 21 year(?), or at least 15 year French Oak, Balvenie, it’s all expensive
  • Wine, Lucca
  • ABBAcadabra
    • Clip 1
  • Talking about other clips…
  • Last podcast was Syd’s salty podcast, and he apologizes for his saltiness.
  • Bears are repeating
    • HIPPIE JAM BULLSHIT!
  • A t-shirt of that would be cool, but not awesome, apparently
    • It would be awesome with links for our podcast on it, though
  • What is MeWe’s logo?
  • ABBAcadabra
    • Clip 2 – a mini Peanut Butter and Beanie.
  • Which has a callback to Clip 1
  • Need another beer
    • Syd talks about his dog
  • BeerSMR
    • Accident in Hubbard’s Cave
  • The Illinois that belongs to Nile
  • “It’s like you’re putting tar on a hot roof.” Best quote from the pod!
  • Coco did not work for the marketing department of Nestle’s Quik back in the day
  • Cougar sounds
  • No cool names like “Cougar” for men
    • Silver Fox?
  • Sugar Daddy? Cause they got money! And they aren’t an animal
    • Coco is out
  • Syd is more rounded and less foxy
  • Is Syd a Bear? Even though he’s not gay…
    • He doesn’t have a lumberjack body
    • But he has the height…
  • Burgeoning Irish Pot Belly, AKA spare tire or middle-aged spread
  • Love Handles vs Muffin Tops
  • Otters (gay men, not the cute animals)
  • Hipsters, please stop
    • IPAs are only popular due to peer pressure and high ABV
  • Bitter beers are good, but not when they hang on your tongue for a week
  • Beer talk with Syd and Coco
  • Charlie smiles, or maybe growls, or snarls, or something.
    • Gonna get another dog…eventually
  • But it’s gotta be a smaller dog
  • And what will we name it?
  • Good dog names
    • Cricket
  • Roxanne? No.
    • Gender Pacific?
  • Hazel, kinda sounds like coffee or an old German woman
  • Stucco is on the wall, not on the wall
    • But not Vans or Michael Jackson
  • Unless it is a black and white dog
  • Not Rambo
  • Not Bruiser
  • Heathcliff?
  • John Cleese?
  • John Cleese Van Damme?
  • Portuguese Joao Quiejo?
    • No one can pronounce Joao, though.
  • Manny? No.
  • Maria? No.
  • Manuel? Manuel Frank?
  • Portuguese pronunciation
    • Vs Spanish, Vs French
  • And Italian…
    • Syd pretends to know about the history of the Italian peninsula
  • Also the Iberian peninsula
  • This has been geographical history
    • Languages and breverages!
  • Back to dog names
    • Step Ladder?
  • Smart animal names
    • Eugene and Fletcher
  • Happy Days call back
  • And we talk about Grease
    • “Let’s hear it for the toilet paper!”
  • Syd has seen Grease too much, and West Side Story not nearly enough
  • And then Shakespeare
    • Because Shakespeare liked to kill people
  • Like Titus Andronicus, which is brutal!
  • And there is very silly comedy
    • Like Taming of the Shrew
  • Recording for over an hour…
  • Wrap it up
    • Contact information again!
    • Discord, MeWe, Slack
  • We don’t do Facebook, Twitter, Instagram for the show
  • Podbean! That’s where you can find these notes (self-referencial)
  • Back catalog
  • Our cat is talking to us from inside the house
  • But accept no invitations!
  • We’re going to do Goth Rock Challenge!!!
  • And we’re out!!!
  • Except for ABBAcadabra Clip 3
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