Hello loyal listeners.

What you have here is a phone call received by me, Elton, from a company trying to make money on a No Win No Fee basis.  Let's be honest, we've all had these calls.

I receive at least one or two a week from people either trying to sell insurance or make money in some way and I'm getting fed up with them but with the aid of a computer and a bit of fast thinking, I'm going to make them more enjoyable.

The audio isn't that great but it was recorded in the heat of the moment.  Oh... don't worry, a new episode of An Apotheosis of a Bombast will be out very soon.

So sit back, enjoy and consolidate all your existing loans into one easy payment.