Tess talks to the one person she knows with what can only be regarded as a TALENT for finding excellent furry siblings for my brother and I that wormed their way into our lives and we loved forever. Or that we loved at the time but realistically were one bad day away from successfully murdering us.

Included - the dog sneezing and shaking making an alarming flapping sound. Not Included - my mum and I having a domestic about whether I should be wasting people's time talking about horses' ages.