Devin and Andy discuss and rate their visit to the Nintendo Store in Rockefeller Center. Is going to Ace’s Pizza like visiting The Oracle? What would John D. Rockefeller make of the disappearance of public seating in the center bearing his name? Should candy cigarettes be more realistic-looking? What can we divine from the curious balance of TV show merch at the NBC store? What if you could actually slide down the big Mario flagpole? Would you trust your device to the Donkey Kong charging barrel? Should it be The Legend of Link? How would an Atari flagship look? What’s the ideal Nintendo plushie?

Music by ⁠Jed Becker⁠, art by ⁠Margaret Flatley⁠, production assistance by Skye MacLeod. Contact [email protected]