Tim and Jamie get dropped off for their first day at Newport Union to review episode 4 of season 3 of The O.C. Join us as we cry in a porn motel wearing a $30,000 bracelet, make-out with the creepy disciplinary dean, and scheme with our flower delivery boy-boyfriend.

Will a unison “uck” ever ring as true as when reacting to butterfly necklaces? Will oregano ever not be a codeword for vodka? Will Marissa ever just CALL Ryan to explain stuff?

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