Breaking down all the odd goods including the dogecoin craze; Elon Musk hosting “Saturday Night Live;” the Harry Potter store in NYC; the Oscars shitshow; we’re halfway to Halloween; Spielberg’s “West Side Story” remake; what’s up with Caitlyn for California?; Lavar Burton finally wins a guest gig on “Jeopardy!;” it’s National Superhero Day; Michael Keaton is coming back as Batman; huge Vegas news including the return of Celine Dion; and, much more silliness.