Is it a workplace or a high school hallway? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the Office Snitch. We’re calling out the "Teacher’s Pets" and self-appointed hall monitors who think it’s their civic duty to report every long lunch and 8:04 AM arrival to the boss.

If you’ve got a coworker who spends more time monitoring your Slack status than doing their actual job, this episode is your therapy session. We’re diving into the "KGB-agent-in-a-Kirkland-fleece" energy and saying what everyone else is thinking: Nobody likes a corporate tattletale. Stop collecting "infractions," ditch the stopwatch, and start minding the business that actually pays you.

Snitches get... ignored at the holiday party.