How long has it been? No one really knows. Here is a brief little update in which I, John, your host sound terribly sad, at least I sounded sad when I was listening to this recording. Older and none the wiser I crash back into your heart and at the very least hope that this strange interlude finds you doing well and perhaps even sends some holiday cheer your way. Somehow or another we've all just stumbled across The Oddist.