On the latest episode of "Two Lies...One DM" nurse Victoria tells a guy his 'eggplant' looked infected (0:00).

Also on the show:

-We discussed winning the "Relationship Lottery" (8:53/20:16/33:45).

-Found out that is is possible to find something good inside of a diaper (14:57).

-Learned about ACCELEROUSAL and why you experience it on Deerfoot (17:26).

-And talked to our friend Jess about Pride in construction (29:56).