Rachel may quit but her nipples do not! Rachel quits the coffee shop and instantly finds her dream job! Who can't relate?!? Joey and Phoebe's talents are wasted on the Christmas tree lot. Ross breaks a small child's leg, but she's pretty cool about it. Ross has to sell Brown Bird cookies, which sounds like a euphemism for avian excrement. Friends News limps along. Friends Trivia tosses its cookies.