What would you do if someone confessed to having the poop toots as they slid into your DM's? The latest episode of 'Two Lies...One DM' left everyone laughing and disgusted. (0:00)

Also on the show:

A couple sent a bill for $250 to their wedding guests...and most people agreed with them. (7:29)

We talked 1st date injuries on the 'Embarrassing Story Club'. (15:51)

Jamie called us on her way to jail. (19:06)

We were introduced to the World's Sexiest Cop. (21:05)

And Tyler's dad proved that he's a better husband than Tyler is. (23:17)