Episode 179 - The One Where We Ship 10 Million Decibels of BS to Your Ears!

In This Week’s Show, episode 179, Jenn’s gone so we scoured the internet for inappropriate headlines… enjoy. Sooory eh.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Rangi (the Maori sky god) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that revealing the intimate details of Donald Trump’s sex life to the public is only going to make the opioid crisis worse.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Is dying, as per the usual… Har har har har.

Since it’s a sausage fest, here’s a fact about the Maori god, Rangi, considered the father of mankind. He fathered multiple gods through the earth mother goddess, Papa, then left her for some new brides to make people.

That’s right, ladies. They even get tired of goddesses.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Cellar Blender - New Belgium

BA Link:http://bit.ly/2pxAINx

BA Rating:3.89/5

Style: Sour Beer

ABV: 7.5%

* Aaron: 9

* Shea: 9

* Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Patron - Dave the British Yeti! Here he is among the best people on earth, our patrons! You can become a patron too at http://bit.ly/2qqJxcqks extra story... it's about drinking gravy!

Skeptics Round Table

What have we been up to?

Aaron: Make’n Cheese

Jenn: Plague-stricken, yet again. Please keep her in your thoughts and iTunes Reviews - those are better than prayers…

(It’s more like bronchitis, but thanks for playing. ~J)

Shea: Got a new tablet

Steve: Today is my 19th wedding anniversary and I’m spending some of it with you fine people. My wife is fine with it. Actually, when we decided to record today, it was Aaron who reminded me (and me, my wife) that it’s our anniversary, so if it wasn’t for this show, we’d have likely forgotten… again.

Hot Shots (Pew Pew)

Can Ya Feel Me Now? - https://dailym.ai/2HuYAsP

A Chinese man with an “itchiness” he couldn’t scratch enlisted the help of the worlds last corded phone by cramming the useless device’s cable up is urethra to “scratch” at a burning sensation. As anyone who's ever unplugged a computer knows, cables tangles themselves up as if by magic. Unfortunately, for our would be Urologist, this tangling occurred in his bladder, requiring emergency surgery. No word yet on whether Ma Bell is considering this a “long distance” service…

Who Doesn’t Love Getting A Little Head, Eh Marti? - http://bit.ly/2qrGhNJ

41yo Virginia woman Roena, apparently dissatisfied with the head she was getting, decided to take her cunnilingus to-go and decapitated her 29yo bo… named Bo. Another body part of his found in woods nearby, presumably after it slid off the roof of her car, as is the fate of all styrofoam doggy bags.

When Have A Coke And A Smile Goes Wrong, What Do You Do? - http://bit.ly/2qrGi4f

Why blame the weather of course. When officers pulled over a car and said they smelled pot, passenger and Florida woman (I know, shocking), Kennecia Posey, admitted the weed was hers but insisted that the small baggie of cocaine in her bag wasn’t hers, saying, “I don’t know anything about any cocaine. It’s a windy day. It must have flown in through the window and into my purse.” It seems the cops didn’t find the story credible since they arrested her.

Don’t enter into verbal contracts with roofers. - http://bit.ly/2qrGikL

Dickhead roofer in question, Andrew Jackson Higdon, was charged with criminal trespass and damage to property after removing the shingles and roofing felt after the homeowner didn’t pay him as quickly as he wanted.