Episode 198 – The One With The Second Coming of Andrew L. Seidel

In This Week’s Show, episode 198, Andrew Seidel joins us to help vanquish nazis from Mars

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while the FFRF hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying Andrew's patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that none of the Avengers died under the Obama administration

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

No Jenn today, she is trying out a new technique called Nyquil and chill. According to her, her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy so send reviews to iTunes or stitcher to help her recover.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Buffalo Sweat | Tallgrass Brewing Co.

* From: RW

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2MhZezs

* BA Rating: 3.88/5

* Style: Milk / Sweet Stout

* ABV: 5%

* Aaron: 6

* Shea: 6

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Steve’s Theme Song!

Discord chat thing on ep 200  - let us know if this is something that you're interested in. If so, make sure you sign up at http://patreon.com/w4w

A thank you to Timbo slice, who was a big fan of Jenn’s Jones voice, which if you missed you can catch on the EP 196 and 197.

Another big thank you to listener Ross from Hawaii who attempted to get us some island beers but was thwarted once again by the evil postal service.

Hot Shots

Aaron - None. Nun of your damn business that’s what!

Kind of a sad story… but also, what the hell were you thinking? Denise Woodrum, 51, is a nun of the Blood of Christ - a sect of vowed Catholic women - pled guilty to hooker boots full of coke. At a difficult part of her life, some online creep called Cornelius had begun flirting with her online. After a bit of time, the e-trist turned into her visiting him in Australia… by way of Texas, South America, Trinidad, and Tobago, then it was off to the Auzie-land, where, unfortunately for her and I assume the drug runners who tricked her, she was arrested because the weird platform heels a stranger gave her were full of fucking cocaine. So, I guess, don’t take random gifts from strangers on a plane, they even have warnings about that on the PA. And, I suppose, if you’re a nun don’t try to hide drugs in stripper boots… they tend to stand out among your other … habits.

Shea- Ramen Ninjas!

Police in Georgia are looking for some crooks who made off with nearly $100,000 worth of Ramen Noodles. My first question I how big was the fucking truck! Deputies in Fayette County say the thieves stole the 53-foot trailer packed with the noodles about two weeks ago, Fox 5 Atlanta reports. The theft is just one of a string of thefts deputies believe are related. The driver of the truck estimated there were $98,000 worth of noodles in the back; if a 48 pack of ramen costs 8 bucks at Sam's club then the thieves made off with approximately 600,000 packets of the sodium filled noodles. No word on anyone in town is suffering from hyponatremia or salt poisoning.

http://bit.ly/2w7TJZS

Aaron -  Sports!

Recently world-renowned runner of competitions Corey Bellemore ran a competition. He again proved himself worthy of his legendary status by shattering his own world record of a 4:33 mile by a whopping 9 seconds at this year’s event in Vancouver. Unfortunately, his new record was short-lived as officials disqualified him giving the win to British runner Dale Clutterbuck with a time of 4:50 reported Runner’s World, who first covered the “unspecified bottle violation”. “When race officials measured the remaining [beer] in the cans and bottles of the 20 competitors, they found that three runners, including Bellemore, had more than the permitted amount left over.