201: The One With The Spyglass In Their Pants

Have you ever looked at a tree and thought, hey, trees are crazy. Look how big they are, and they're just alive and sitting there. No eyes, no ears, no senses at all, but so...present. Have you ever thought that? Well they've thought that about you, and they're out to get you! Hunker down over at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and describe your ultimate arbor apocalypse plan. Are you going to hole up at a hardware store so you can stock up on chainsaws and wood chippers? Head to Antarctica where there are probably somewhat fewer trees to begin with? I want to know what you're going to do so that I can do it instead and get and get a leg up once our leafy overlords decide to rise up.

...am I ok?