Marshall kicks things off with an existential rant: Why is it called a pair of pants?! It quickly spirals into a broader tirade about language quirks and the injustice of adverbs. Naturally.

Gunter's surprising avian knowledge somehow inspires her to want to visit violence on Marshall. Things only escalate from there with a heated (but possibly unproductive) discussion about animal cruelty vs. murder. Marshall manages to take a shot at the Welsh (again), proving no episode is safe from his international grievances.

The next rage target? Lip fillers. Marshall demands to know if lips with fillers have ever busted open, because… of course he does. That launches a debate over whether or not Gunter has had a nose job (spoiler: unconfirmed), and then—because why not—suddenly we’re talking about hot dogs.

Marshall compares lip filler to hot dogs in a way that can’t be unseen. And yes, he also makes fun of the time Gunter’s Botox paralyzed her lip.

There's even somehow a fairly rational discussion of gender dysphoria.

From pants to birds to busted lips to processed meats, it’s an aggressively confusing ride—as usual.