Patrick and Sarah discuss a lot of soccer on this episode of The Paolini Perspective! Deadspin asked every man on the U.S. Men’s National Team to comment on the U.S. Women's National Team’s wage inequality. Patrick and Sarah discuss their comments. Plus, Bernie Sanders has a new plan to eliminate all college-loan debt, Patrick reacts. Also, we chat about Rosanne Barr’s national comedy tour and President Donald Trump’s sexual assault accuser E. Jean Carroll's CNN interview.