The Paranormies

Johnny and Jack are back (FINALLY!) for the Halloween episode. Shitposting their way through spooky season with some scary topics...talk of ghosts, vampires, zombies, werewolves and women. Alll very scary stuff. So let's get /comfy/ and let's do Halloween!

Panel: Johnny, Jack

Guests: Hook, HouseJeep

This is the replay of Season 1's biggest episode: Pizzagate. We recorded this as all the information was being released, from the Clinton emails to the Podesta files to Comet Ping Pong Pizza and all the weird stuff surrounding it. Our original show notes:

TRIGGER WARNING: Really awful stuff on today's episode! I won't sugar coat it: we're diving feet first into the investigation known as Pizzagate: the disgusting, abominable child sexual abuse ring centered around Comet Ping Pong in Washington DC. John Podesta's emails leaked by Wikileaks have led researchers to uncover a vile child trafficking ring that includes the most powerful people in the United States. How deep does the rabbit hole go? Nobody really knows, but join us today to learn about what we know now.

Panel: Johnny, Hazzard, Adam Haidt, Death and special guest: Butch

All the way back in 2019, we were discussing the totally fake and gay "moon landing" Join Johnny, Alt Skull, and Adam Haidt for their take on what was the biggest hoax in history...until 9/11 and then Covid.

Panel: Johnny, Adam, Alt Skull

Creepypasta: The Stair Man, read by Bradshaw

Jason joins the Paranormies to talk about grifters in the truth community, current Jewish world domination stats and statistics, and a list of mega conspiracies:

>The vapor canopy!

>A hardcore transitional handbook for the Lost World.

>660AD year of the Japanese sanitarium

>The tertiary field (earth + other planes)

>The dark ages (raptors in the swamps)

>The black plague (biogenetic extermination)

>Insect drones

>5g towers and nanoparticles

Panel: Johnny, Grognak

Guest: Jason Breshears from ARCHAIX.

Check him out here: archaix.com/ youtube.com/@Archaix138

So, get /comfy/ and have a listen!

Tonight, Paranormal America continues with Amerikaner's own Gordon Kahl, as he joins Johnny and Jack for a spoopy tour of South Dakota. From Eastriver to Westriver to the Black Hills, South Dakota holds plenty of cursed places, weird happenings and lots of spoopy native lore. There's ghosts and spirits, a few cryptids and much more! Get /comfy/ and let's go check out the home of Mount Rushmore...South Dakota.

Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack

Guest: Gordon Kahl. Check him out here: https://amerikaner.org/

Creepypasta: The 8 Foot Tall Woman, read by Alt Skull

An old friend of the show, Steel Snake drops by to join Johnny and Grognak for a round of shitposting and sone interesting information. How long has the Illuminati Invert Agenda really been going on? Has America finally decided that Michelle Obama is really a man? Who else was an inverted abomination? How does the "System" keep smart people invested in their "Big Lies™️" and are ALL governments coordinating to propagate these lies? All this and plenty of shitposting on this episode, so get /comfy/ and let's find out.

Panel: Johnny, Grognak

Guest: Steel Snake

Creepypasta: The Return of the Invisible Man, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

Johnny, Jack, and Townes have a go at the latest fake and gayop...the Hantavirus. Is it real? Is it transmissible? Will it be the next PANDEM(C? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!

Panel: Johnny, Jack, Townes

Creepypasta: Facing North, read by Jack

The return of Alt Skull brings another moon episode. Or rather, another FAKE and GAY moon mission episode. We know the Artemis thing was a couple weeks ago, but hey, we didn't talk about it yet. Johnny and Skull discuss the many weird and funny anomalies surrounding the TOTALLY REAL AND NOT FAKE AT ALL, Artemis II moon "misson", where they went around the moon, but never landed...like we supposedly did in the late 60's and 70's Anyway, get /comfy/ and let's "go to the moon"...again.

Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull

Creepypasta: Staring Doll, read by Reinhardt (RIP)

Johnny and Grognak are joined by Townes to talk about Gnomes, yes those little guys. But first the shitposting. About everything, including:

>Library flexing

>The SPLC payroll

>Whose shooting at Trump nowadays?

>Death of Wilcox

>Airplanes, how do they work?

>Bigfoot and friends

Panel: Johnny, Grognak

Guest: Townes

Music Break: Raw Thoughts 7, by Chris Webby

Creepypasta: Never Have A Roommate, read by Bradshaw Wilson

Johnny and Grognak are joined by Larry Ridgeway to take a peek into the world of serial killers.

We've got some sick bastards you may not have heard about. Lots of connections in networks of Satanic killers. Some of everyone's favorite spoopy subjects with the guys while we try to have a laugh here and there. Try and get /comfy/ and let's dive once again into the dark world of the serial killer!

Panel: Johnny, Grognak

Guest: Larry Ridgeway

Music Break: I Can Tell You About Pain, by Converge

Creepypasta: A New Ice Age Pt.2, Written by Grognak, Read by Reinhardt