Pregnant & arrogant!  Who else made wanky bold statements about the shit we were NEVER going to do when we became parents...GUILTY!!!   And hunny, I did them all! Preservative free with no TV...umm my twins diet consists of Nutella & cocktail franks with a big side of Netflix to wash it all down! Expectations are for losers people.  Let’s set fire to these and embrace the parents we ended up;)

Pregnant & arrogant! Who else made wanky bold statements about the shit we were NEVER going to do when we became parents...GUILTY!!! And hunny, I did them all! Preservative free with no TV...umm my twins diet consists of Nutella & cocktail franks with a big side of Netflix to wash it all down! Expectations are for losers people. Let’s set fire to these and embrace the parents we ended up;)

Pregnant &amp; arrogant!&nbsp; Who else made wanky bold statements about the shit we were NEVER going to do when we became parents...GUILTY!!! &nbsp; And hunny, I did them all! Preservative free with no TV...umm my twins diet consists of Nutella &amp; cocktail franks with a big side of Netflix to wash it all down! Expectations are for losers people.&nbsp; Let’s set fire to these and embrace the parents we ended up;)&nbsp;

The Parent You Never Wanted to Be...But Are!

Wombmates, Wine and  WTF Am I Doing – If you want motivational masterpieces, educational insights and quality listening…Then you are in the WRONG place my friends! What I can offer you is hard hitting talks on human faeces, pro pointers for parenting with a hangover and a sh$t ton of amateur editing. If this hasn’t sold you then I'm all out of ideas. Poo, parenting and I'm sure, penis references…your prayers have been answered!

Comedy

Society & Culture

Personal Journals

Improv

Parenting

Kids & Family

Wombmates, Wine and WTF Am I Doing – If you want motivational masterpieces, educational insights and quality listening…Then you are in the WRONG place my friends! What I can offer you is hard hitting talks on human faeces, pro pointers for parenting with a hangover and a sh$t ton of amateur editing. If this hasn’t sold you then I'm all out of ideas. Poo, parenting and I'm sure, penis references…your prayers have been answered!

Share The Parent You Never Wanted to Be...But Are!

Sign up to save your podcasts

The Parent You Never Wanted to Be...But Are!

The Parent You Never Wanted to Be...But Are!