Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Wow, things have really taken a  turn for the worst. Not only is the world ending, but the entire city of  New York has erupted into chaos. Oh, and there are giant monsters  rampaging around fighting each other or wreaking havoc. The group needed  to split up because they forgot what they were supposed to do. One  group is running from a big hairy toad monster, the other is dealing  with a goat monster that lactates monster juice on you. Speaking of  which, Tedward has been infected and is now hoping that Milton will be  able to cure him with a blast from the god gun. Will the gun cure his  affliction? How do you outrun a toad that is constantly evolving to  catch up to you? How can you run with no legs? Why did it have to be  snakes? Tune in and find out! Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the  rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,  stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as  they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons. If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s  or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshiping  game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for  you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never  played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an  idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th  edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if  there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores.  Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite  your friends over to play with you for completely different experience! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on  Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your  continued support we can upgrade our dining room, I mean studio, with  better quality microphones, sound proofing and merchandise. Help us  achieve our goals and reap the benefits as we will begin producing  novellas of the seasons, behind the scenes features and live shows!  Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts,  stickers, prints and more! Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Austin &  Jon, Tristan, GSTU(Phil gets drunk and play games with other hosts)  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · rSlash Podcast: Host rSlash, a YouTuber with 1.5MM subscribers reads  Reddit posts from subreddits like r/entitledparents, r/prorevenge,  r/choosingbeggars and more.