Greg and Rob discuss: PoopReport (www.poopreport.com), DJ Boris Yeltsin, "Witness Protection Program," combating childhood obesity in West Virginia schools with Dance Dance Revolution, World Class Track Meet and the Power Pad for the Nintendo Entertainment System, two-base kickball, silent ball, a get-rich-quick scheme (capture Osama bin Laden), Hamas, jigsaw puzzles, a psychotic seventh grade science teacher, wine and beer at Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre, and Weird Paul Petroskey (www.weirdpaul.com). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com