Greg and Rob discuss: Dr. Phil, The Morton Downey Jr. Show, the Atkins Diet fad, Amazon Fishbowl hosted by Bill Maher, a Paul Reiser update, a Sonya Thomas update, Kate Stelnick (96 oz. Colossal Cheeseburger Challenge Champion), the upcoming Die Hard 4: Die Hardest, the Smart Mug electric cup, a get-rich-quick scheme (hot beverages), Michael Jackson on Robot Chicken, and The Old Jingle of the Episode ("We're not Candy!" PSA, Poison Control Center public service announcement, compiled from multiple sources, sound quality varies). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com