As long as we’re all quarantined, let’s homeschool the kids. Today’s topic: The Periodic Table of the Elements with a few alloys thrown in. Let’s see if little Johnny, Sally, Jimbo, and Red can name certain elements given their atomic numbers and other pertinent qualities such as conductivity, malleability, and color. They’ll get some hints from a few 78 RPM recordings. Our final element will be Arsenic, with a radio drama from 1946 starring Boris Karloff.