Nothing says Christmas quite like a drunken, snoring Santa refusing to wake up for the holidays.

Robin Meloy Goldsby, host of The Piano Girl Podcast, reveals the comedies, tragedies, and mundane miracles witnessed from the business side of the Steinway.

In this episode, Goldsby looks back on three variations of the "Wake Up, Santa" theme: Juiced Santa, Fairy Santa, and Emergency Santa—each Santa sound asleep in spite of holiday cheer, screaming children, a rubber fish, and a lot of music.

Featuring the track "Magic in the Night" from Goldsby's album Songs from the Castle.