Who are we and why are we here? In the premier of their first foray into the world of podcasting, Alanna and Dayjan (with special guest Kristen) try their darnedest to summarize the forces that brought them together and the mission behind Dystopian Telephone.  From gender-related wildfires to the difference between gay and millennial culture, The Pilot presents a delicious preview of the existential dissonance that is to come.