During this edition of The Summer of Alien Probing Butt Love, Eli and Mel reveal the true face of Billy Meier and ASKET! Is he really a happy-go-lucky hippy who hates religion, people, and pollution? Is ASKET really here to usher in an era of peace? Or is she subjugating our dirty monkey species? What were the two of them doing in the woods together... with an alien spacecraft? What happens when a random hunter stumbles upon them "doing their thang"? Well, let's just say things don't go too well for anyone! With a blast from the past, ASKET shows them first-hand why everything they believe is propaganda, introduces them to a 13th century wizard with an electricity fetish, and says a few suspicious things that might make you think she's part of the mob, or at least believes in...No Loose Ends!