This week is our longest episode yet (we're very, very, very sorry)! We bid a fond farewell to USS Special Activities and discuss Stephen's very crisp (right-handed) salute. After goofing off for way too long, we get to this past week's matchups and discuss some trade basics. Then we briefly go over some current waiver wire options. Finally, we get to this week's edition of Stephen's Team Name Power Rankings (TNPR?). Keep those team names comin'!