In this episode, we discover that the Super Host Cracker cannot speak in coherent sentences today, like a special someone we know 😉. The Russian hates China and that special someone. The Beaner throws in the towel for his beliefs behind sex workers, and enlightens others of the conditions some of them are in. The Marine Cracker misses the whole fucking episode. The red-headed cracker skips leg day. And the Silent Cracker makes his agreements very clear with the words “Yeah” Stick to the end for a little sneak peak at next week’s Chaotic episode.