Happy New Year! Well, to us, it's still Christmas, because we're still in that awful food court. We talk about a gay bar needing to soundproof against nearby apartments, we answer a Dear Talking Poofy letter about swallowing -- don't make us say what, we're in a food court -- and another about what makes one gay better than another, which somehow involves Spain, Belgium and the European Parliament. 

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WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, sexually explicit discussion and Adam whispering the word 'swallowing' like it's not an everyday verb.

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