It’s a miracle any of us made it through this episode alive or on time. Dean kicks things off with a chaotic traffic tale involving a kid on a bike, a blocked intersection, and some questionable parenting moves. From there, things spiral into chihuahua appreciation, nostalgic ninja weapons, and a cooler recall that could cost you a finger. Leslie explains why her neighbors think she lives with a man named “Pookie,” Stitch unpacks his heartbreak over the series finale of You, and we find out how a Whopper might be legally disappointing. There’s also Metallica shaking the earth, adopting gorillas, broken phones, broken hearts, and yes, Hot Hunks season is officially here. Somehow, we also find time for a deep appreciation of the Pope’s surprisingly spicy Facebook brother.

Oh, and please, don’t tell Houston we missed him.

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