The Ocean State drama keeps getting messier. 🦞
Adelia and Brandi are back for episode three of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and this week we got a Studio 54-themed birthday party, a prenup that would leave Alicia with nothing, Kelsey's second boyfriend crashing the party as Gerry's "friend," and Liz McGraw screaming expletives at Kelsey from her bedroom until Kelsey left. So, a pretty chill evening in Rhode Island.
Before the party even started, there was plenty of ground to cover. Alicia finally apologized to Liz for the vineyard affair rumors — and Liz accepted. Rulla hosted a brunch with her Lebanese friends, opened up about Brian's affair, and confirmed that divorce simply isn't on the table. Kelsey met up with Bill, her other man, at Bom Cafe in Providence, knowing her mom already calls him her future son-in-law — but also knowing Bill can't offer her the mansion. Jared admitted at dinner that he feels insecure coming home from Audrey's having made no money. And Rosie's husband floated the idea of having kids, which: watch this space.
Then came the party. Jo-Ellen and Gary squared up with Rulla and Brian in matching gold sequins, Brian admitted to going after Jo-Ellen's workplace, and then when Rulla told him to speak up for their marriage — he said nothing. They left early. Then Kelsey tried to warn Liz about the Dino situation, Liz stormed upstairs, Kelsey followed her, and Liz ended the episode asking a very pointed question about how Kelsey and Dino actually know each other.
Adelia still hates reality TV. Brandi is watching from just across the Massachusetts border. Nobody at this party is going home happy.