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The President's Big Desk - One Dollar
The president decides a change needs to be made to our currency.
This episode is not explicit.
Written by David S. Dear as the Narrator https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur https://oz-9.com Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson https://totrpodcast.com
Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
TRANSCRIPT
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Matheson! I need you to make sure this change gets implemented immediately. MATHESON What is it, Mr. President? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR See this dollar bill? MATHESON You want me to get you something off the dollar menu at McDonald's, sir? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR No, look at the back. That eye above the pyramid. It's really freaking me out. I want it changed. MATHESON Sir, we can't just change- PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Get Bob Ross. He can make it into something happy. MATHESON Bob Ross is dead, sir. PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Then get anyone but that Picasso guy. I bet he's the one responsible for this in the first place.
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The president decides a change needs to be made to our currency.
This episode is not explicit.
Written by David S. Dear as the Narrator https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur https://oz-9.com Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson https://totrpodcast.com
Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
TRANSCRIPT
PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Matheson! I need you to make sure this change gets implemented immediately. MATHESON What is it, Mr. President? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR See this dollar bill? MATHESON You want me to get you something off the dollar menu at McDonald's, sir? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR No, look at the back. That eye above the pyramid. It's really freaking me out. I want it changed. MATHESON Sir, we can't just change- PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Get Bob Ross. He can make it into something happy. MATHESON Bob Ross is dead, sir. PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Then get anyone but that Picasso guy. I bet he's the one responsible for this in the first place.