Meredith and Nathan have a bone to pick with Behind the Bastards. That's right, our legions of fans will vanquish our unworthy opponents once the world at large catches wind of our EPIC internet beef. You see, Nathan recently listened to the episode wherein the hosts of that program perpetuated the Vlad Dracula myth and became enraged, causing him to impulsively smash his gigantic mountain of Funko Pops with a womanish shriek, an outcome he later lamented. Now, in an effort to assert his intellectual superiority, he has no choice but to reveal to the world that he alone has uncovered the SCANDALOUS SCOOP on the whole Vlad-Tapes-is-Dracula thing ONCE AND FOR ALL. Not only will he do this, but he will record himself doing it, and insist that Meredith listen to his ramblings as well. This embarrassing display of nerdery will establish once and for all the sad, lifeless trajectory of his existence and do little to further the UnWholesome brand. Nevertheless, we hope you enjoy this offering and continue to nurture the parasocial bond forming between us.

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