One of our favorite parts of the "sports entertainment" universe is the promo! The flamboyant charisma of a superstar put into words that sometimes even he/she can't understand! It can make or break a character. It can send you cackling into the night or make you shed a tear if done correctly. It can inform Hulk Hogan that you are indeed coming for him. It can turn simple numbers like "316" on your pager into a horrifying revelation. Adjust your headsets and get on the FAT train as your beloved hosts with the most force feed you their favorite promo artists of all the times!