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Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where I, Rodney Smith, your humble narrator (aka Lord Petty), take you on a rollercoaster ride through a diverse range of topics with my unique blend of humor and unfiltered perspective.
To view this episode on video visit this YouTube Link
In this episode, we delve into intriguing subjects such as energy centers, functional health, and the frustrating realities of the medical system. I'll share my recent escapades at the dentist and doctor, offering you a glimpse into my world. But that's not all – get ready for profound musings on money, mortality, and the sheer absurdity of life itself. This episode promises a wild ride of dark humor and controversial opinions that will make you both laugh and ponder the deeper questions of existence. Don't miss out on the laughter and thought-provoking discussions – hit that play button and join me in the chaos!
For more dangerous misinformation, subscribe to the podcast and follow me on social media @LordPetty__.
For all my social media profiles and product links conveniently located in one place, check out https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites.
To connect with me directly, shoot me an email at [email protected]. Salute!
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Yes yes
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welcome, welcome everybody to Dangerous Misinformation, the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. I'm your humble narrator. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find in all social media sites at Lord Petty, some form of underscore. If this is your first time tuning in welcome, you have been officially greeted with open pasty arms. If you are returning, you are officially being thanked for coming back if whether you're here from the front or the backa, um, you're much appreciated and this would not be happening without you even though probably would it would just be going out into the void. But since you're listening to it right now it is sending a feedback loop into the universe which has given us an infinite vibe. Sound like a hippie right now, right like vibes and energies. That shit is real though. Dude, I'm reading a book right now. What's it called
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Dave Gaspanza or something? What's his name gaspanza?
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I forgot his name is I forget Joe Des, Joe Despanza despanza ha jo Despanza is that his name? Yes, Joe Despanza. That's why I'm reading right now. He's kind of a he's kind of a uh uh quack is what a lot of people would say, but I'm reading this book where he just talks about like you know, energy centers and illnesses and peoples subconsciousness and meditation and all this shit friend told me to read it and. So I'm reading it, dude, and I'm learning about my energy centers by how an energy ball can get stuck near my nuts. Then if it doesn't go up towards my gut, it won't ever make it to my brain, which is where all the bad shit is released back into the universe cause we're just on an infinite energy cycle, I guess. So when you walk into a chick's room and she's got the weird star pattern thing on her wall and she's got
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the nice stretchy pants the that looks like an old person's tap it tapestry. So what it's called when they used to put the wallpaper on the wall tapestries, what it's called? Whatever that? Why don't they do that anymore? Why do they just paint walls now? They don't they don't put up the weird. They don't wrap the walls anymore, you know, you wrap a car. I never understand. Why would you wrap a car instead of painting it? Cause you just take the wrap off. I guess I'm just talking about everything I don't understand, so that's usually you go to a podcast to gain knowledge from an expert here. You just come here and I just tell you everything I don't understand. Why do we do this? Why do I just ask you all the questions so you're gonna sit there and pop off, I guess. But yeah, Joe dispans I Dude go check him out. He'll teach you about the energy. Circles and here you hear some pretty incredible shit you hear about people doing some pretty incredible shit actually went to. I've had an interesting gate today. Today I've been to the dentist and I've been to the doctors.
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I had a dentist appointment at 11 because they fucked up a what's it called? They fucked up a crown. I had to get done a while back and then I went to this function institute for functional health because I read like 3 or 4 books on functional medicine. It's so frustrating, bro. It's so frustrating because I'm so healthy. I don't drink alcohol barely. I eat all organic food. I work out every day. I'm just fucking like systematically ill because I just put my immune system through some bow shit and then the regular doctors will just say, oh, there's nothing we can do. Take these pain pills so ahead and talk to this. It's not even a holistic guy, but so a lot of these people's called functional health and basically what functional health is as functional health states that there is at cause for every disease traditional health. Normal doctors. Normal practitioners just cure the symptoms, so what they do, they go to the research and I'm sure they do their own research and have their own theories and they're very intelligent people.
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Obviously I mean they're fucking doctors okay, but they have to operate within certain guidelines because they're underneath that branch of like the American Doctors Association or whatever it's called, so they gotta go by whatever rules. So the drug companies pay for research and then the research goes into the medical journals and the medical journals are the guides for the practitioners. Right? Like the average doctor that you go see and so with auto immune disorders they just say, oh, we don't know where they come from. All we can do is treat the symptoms and try to you know, negate them, but every disease has a cause right? And there's always cause and effect. That's like the love the universe is there cause and effect. So if someone's gone haywire, someone's making it go haywire for the fact that then I was going through all these traditional doctors and all they were doing was treating the symptoms.
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Yeah, it's it's just wild, but so I went to the dentist because they didn't have my crown right and shit was sitting high. I was sitting sideways boys in the days, so every time I would bite down on something my fucking jaw was crooked and so my jaw was starting to hurt and my teeth was starting to hurt. I think it's pushing my teeth around. So I finally went hit these motherfuckers up and I said, hey, fix my tooth. I went in there and they fixed my tooth. Then they got out of there and I came home and they were fixing my front door because the foundation on my house is all fucked up when I say my house it's a big apartment complex and everybody's doors like everybody's doors are sticking and um like if I wasn't a grown ass man I don't think I'd be able to get my door open. That's what they did, so there's a big gap underneath the door and they put this like shim. Weird thing underneath the gap, you know they do it apartments and I tried to open the door and I was like dude if this shifts anymore and if one of my dumbass neighbors
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falls asleep with a cigarette in their mouth or something like that with my luck I'm gonna get stuck in my apartment and I'm gonna fucking burn to death. So uh, we didn't let that happen, so now we we at the door fixed we got my mouth fixed that I went and paid 5 grand for this medical program that I'm gonna go through. Ah, because that's what desperate people do, not even then I'm desperate, but that's if you want to make money right if you want to make money, sell shit to people that are in pain in physical pain cause I'll do anything to get rid of the physical pain or sell shit to women. And you know when they say like the girls diapers cost more than the boys diapers and blah blah blah blah it's because women will spend money on shit if you guys heard of. This booty pump? What is it? Booty pump? Something booty Builder right? I keep seeing on TikTok. I keep seeing advertisement for the shit called booty Builder and they got just, you know, the chicks with fat asses. They oh,
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we'll take this this pre workout supplement and it's like 60 bucks right? And I go and look at the ingredients and it's basically just creatine. And so typically women don't take creatine because women in their mind they think if I take creatine or if I lift weights I'm gonna get jacked. Let me tell you what ladies not having high testosterone and get even getting Jack. I'd my testosterone check today, I'd 700 and eighties my testosterone and I'm fucking underweight and I' lift iron like every 2 days minimum. Okay, so getting jacked is very hard but so what they're doing then they' say oh, this supplement will build your ass and it's literally just creating and women won't usually take creatine cause I think they're gonna get jacked, but then they say oh well, if you take the supplement which is just creatine, it'll make your ass fat which it probably does. It probably works if you're ever taking creatine, it's another one of those miracle drugs
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I always call prednison a miracle drug and creatine isn't even a fucking drug. It just helps your muscles recover more and retain more water and work better. You just you feel stronger, you feel better. Yeah, creatines the. Shit, if you're not taking creatine you're fucking up.
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I'm just going to the gym. I've been in the gym in the last couple days and my gym's been super slammed every time I go. There's always some retards just hogging all the weights or some guy um doing some weird shit when you know where they have the the the Polly things in the middle. They have a pull up bar when I say the Polly things. I mean the things be like tricep extensions and you know the cables and there'll be some asshole just in the middle doing weird calisthetic things which he could go do on a different machine that isn't right in the middle of the gym where everybody can see him doing is I don't even know what they're called like military press. Maybe is that what it's called? I don't know dude fuck fit people I guess fuck fit people. I guess dude, I'm tired of y'all god, I went to. I got these blood tests done. Man and I'm ah man, once I get healthy it's once I get healthy bro, it's game over for you guys. I'm gonna be so jacked and I'm gonna be so rich as I didn't even realize.
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Like when you're sick for so long you don't even realize that you're sick. So to me just like oh no, everybody just doesn't have energy. Oh no, everybody just isn't absorbing iron. Oh no, everybody just gets dizzy. Oh no, everybody just has a joint pain. Oh yeah, this brain fog is completely normal, I just need a I just didn't blow blow oh no, you can't sleep at night either. I'm gonna assume like there's people out here' that can sleep at night that don't have any brain fog, their joints don't hurt and when they actually eat good food their body actually absorb the food and they don't get dizzy. Crazy dude crazy concept. So once I get this shit dialed in which I'm gonna get it dialed it now it's gonna be over for you bitches. I'm coming. I'm the worst thing to happen to the Internet because I don't quit cause I'm fucking crazy and I'm saying all the shit you're not supposed to say which is why this podcast is dangerous misinformation. So bookle up buddy. We're coming we coming in this bitch. I'm not gonna stop for anybody, somebody just people comment all the time.
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So funny. I put these clips on TikTok and you get in front of a new audience. You know some of you calling like oh look another white guy and you know what the politicians just let's decide to start a podcast just cause you're too afraid to do anything or put yourself out there in any sort of way. It doesn't mean that you need to go out there and shit on people do. I mean I don't care. Do it to me. It gives me. Engagement. I egg these people on. People say something mean and I ask them a question so they'll keep saying mean shit because the longer you watch my videos and the more shit you talk on them, the more they'll show to other people so that somebody with a brain and a sense of humor sees it, they follow me because you were talking shit on it so as those Ratchet t shirts back in the early 2 thousands would say I love my haters and I truly, truly, truly do. I am getting really sick of all these fucking pussies though. Dude, I commented on a video earlier, I commented on a video earlier and I used this arm of basketball cause there was a clip of this teacher, this white teacher who teaches in the inner
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city of Chicago and he just like film the kids in the class. They were just shooting dice bullshit and do whatever they do cause they don't listen to him. He's like, well, why am I gonna get beat up? I don't care. Fuck these kids, which is what I would do. I've got lost youth who cares. Fuck all these kids if they don't have any sort of I don't know. That's always a thing too. You know. It's always a. Joke on the Internet about how white kids talk to their parents, but why is it all the videos you see? It's always fucking urban kids running wild and loot. And like our white parents would beat the fuck out of us if we were out here acting like that, not doing anything in school and looting and shit like that. So I don't know where that comes from. So whatever these allegedly scary black moms are doing, you're not doing enough, I guess, because that's why prisons are filled. I think maybe it's the dad thing
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I don't know.
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Is this right? Is whatever it's true with dude, I don't give a fuck anymore. I literally don't give a flying fuck anymore. What are you gonna do? Just fucking beat me up or cancel me or whatever? I don't know what who cares, dude? If this new medical route doesn't work out I'm just gonna fucking kill myself anyways, dude. I'm not gonna go 50 years of feeling like this
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shit,
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so I'm just going all in bro. I' have no fear anymore. It's a beautiful thing. It's a gift from God of just finally like not giving a shit about anything like money isn't real. I don't give a fuck about money comes and goes. It's just this never ending supply thing. There's so much money around I don't care. Eventually I'll come into it. If I just keep doing I'm supposed to be doing eventually I'll come into a bunch of money cause why the fuck not? It's not real. It's just some shit people made up that some assholes on Wall Street are just pushing around everybody's. Freaking out, bro. You're gonna die. Who cares if you' go who cares if you rack up debt or if you do whatever. If you go on vacation, who cares as long as you don't burden your family or not able to provide for your kids or something like that, or you leave somebody else with the pilot debt? There's just money. Who the fuck cares, bro? You're not going to be able to take any of this shit with you. You're just gonna die. That should. That should be the most comforting thing to anybody like nothing matters. Everything that you're upset about.
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It really doesn't matter because event like when all these people are beefing right all these people are beefing or having all these wars people are fighting. People want to kill each other. If you just wait long enough, people just aren't patient enough. Everybody's just gonna die anyways so everything that you're worry about, all your enemies and all the shit you hate, it's just gonna die anyways like nothing is infinite, so there's no reason to even get worked up or be scared of anything, including your own. Mortality is that dark? I don't know. Dude, life is dark. People want to run around like everything, just fucking rainbows and unicorns all the time. Dude. No, it's not now. It's you can make rainbows and unicorns if you address the shadow if you address the bad things and you come to peace with them. Now if you sit around and dwell on them, it's almost like you gotta have both you gotta take both extremes. You gotta come in terms with the very dark, dark, nasty things in life, then as soon as you accept them you guys okay. Well, now I can live in rainbows and unicorns and shit ice cream
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because I don't give a fuck about this other stuff cause it's I know it's there, it's not gonna creep up on me, it's not gonna blindside me. It's just a part of life and I have fully accepted it. You know what I'm saying. I'm am I' gonna lie? Sometimes I get in my fields, everybody gets in their fields. I'll be lying to say. Sometimes I' don't have a
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you know whatever you want to call it moment, but guys this all tangled up, whatever.
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Yeah,
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we all get in our field like the other day.
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I don't wanna talk about this Noddy. I don't wanna talk about it cause it's gonna sound like I'm caught up on something, but I'm not dude. If they put a have they had anything stick on Trump yet?
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You know
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how long I went to people just kind of wake up and realize. Imagine if somebody was digging in your life that hard for that long, you know what I mean. They've been going after Trump since 2015 or whenever he announced early 2015 they've been trying to stick thing after thing on. Him and nothing stuck. Imagine somebody would do that to you like the shit that they would dig up. So the fact that he is this billionaire and he's in his seventies and they haven't been able to stick anything on him. Besides like stealing these files which are allegedly butt hole, Biden did the same exact fucking thing. We are literally living in a banana republic where there's just 2 if you are one certain way you're immune to the justice system. And then if you talk about people having 2 genders and just having a wide open borders being bad, they're gonna wanna come burn you down for nothing, you know. I mean, trust me, I'm not. These big Trump stands that act like Trump is the second coming of Jesus are just as annoying as these fucking retards with the pronouns in their bio.
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I hate those people so much did. I'm just gonna say like I' don't. I don't like to carry a lot of hatred in my heart, but I literally whenever I see somebody talking shit like I said before, it's just always some fucking retard with pronouns in their bio. I just I don't know dude. Well, I do know dude, they're literally fucking retarded and I hope they'
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I have a confession for them because being that retard when I say retarded, I'm not talking about poor artistic people that have uh, learning disabilities or something like that. I'm talking about something. Somebody that's a retard, not somebody that' is uh disabled in any way. It's 2 different things. Did I watch this documentary the other day? It's called Wrestlers. It's on Netflix. It's really good by the way, but it's about this underground wrestling community wrestling company in Kentucky. And if you know anything about Kentucky, Kentucky is right behind Mississippi and everything that sucks and the people. And if you already know the type of people that wrestling draws like I like wrestling and I'm pretty white trash, but the people that actually love wrestling those are usually like like trash, you know. I mean I like watching the clips of Like The Rock and Stone Cold talking shit, but the people that are actually like into wrestling. It's a certain type of uh
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uh demographic, right? And so this is in the hard Kentucky at an underground wrestling thing and the people just for the people watching, not even the wrestlers themselves, just for the characters that show up to these wrestling gigs, it is 100% worth the watch go watch it wrestlers, even if you're not even that into wrestling. I guarantee you you will be entertained a F. Okay anyways, we're gonna call it. I got stuff to do. Uh, appreciate you tune and into me today. Appreciate you uh, checking out this dangerous misinformation. Hopefully there were plenty of hateful things in there for you.
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It shouldn't be funny, but it is funny, dude because the. World's just so asked backwards now if you say any sort of common sense, right? If you're a normal person from 10 years ago, if you're just a completely rationally normal same person at this point you're just spreading dangerous misinformation and spewing hateful rhetoric I guess, but so I'm just gonna lean into it. I don't care. I don't give a fuck, suck my big old donkey dick. Go buy my book The Petty Principles, please live a rating, please subscribe, tell a friend about the podcast. Thank you for tuning in y'all the best
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Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where I, Rodney Smith, your humble narrator (aka Lord Petty), take you on a rollercoaster ride through a diverse range of topics with my unique blend of humor and unfiltered perspective.
To view this episode on video visit this YouTube Link
In this episode, we delve into intriguing subjects such as energy centers, functional health, and the frustrating realities of the medical system. I'll share my recent escapades at the dentist and doctor, offering you a glimpse into my world. But that's not all – get ready for profound musings on money, mortality, and the sheer absurdity of life itself. This episode promises a wild ride of dark humor and controversial opinions that will make you both laugh and ponder the deeper questions of existence. Don't miss out on the laughter and thought-provoking discussions – hit that play button and join me in the chaos!
For more dangerous misinformation, subscribe to the podcast and follow me on social media @LordPetty__.
For all my social media profiles and product links conveniently located in one place, check out https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites.
To connect with me directly, shoot me an email at [email protected]. Salute!
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Yes yes
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welcome, welcome everybody to Dangerous Misinformation, the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. I'm your humble narrator. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find in all social media sites at Lord Petty, some form of underscore. If this is your first time tuning in welcome, you have been officially greeted with open pasty arms. If you are returning, you are officially being thanked for coming back if whether you're here from the front or the backa, um, you're much appreciated and this would not be happening without you even though probably would it would just be going out into the void. But since you're listening to it right now it is sending a feedback loop into the universe which has given us an infinite vibe. Sound like a hippie right now, right like vibes and energies. That shit is real though. Dude, I'm reading a book right now. What's it called
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Dave Gaspanza or something? What's his name gaspanza?
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I forgot his name is I forget Joe Des, Joe Despanza despanza ha jo Despanza is that his name? Yes, Joe Despanza. That's why I'm reading right now. He's kind of a he's kind of a uh uh quack is what a lot of people would say, but I'm reading this book where he just talks about like you know, energy centers and illnesses and peoples subconsciousness and meditation and all this shit friend told me to read it and. So I'm reading it, dude, and I'm learning about my energy centers by how an energy ball can get stuck near my nuts. Then if it doesn't go up towards my gut, it won't ever make it to my brain, which is where all the bad shit is released back into the universe cause we're just on an infinite energy cycle, I guess. So when you walk into a chick's room and she's got the weird star pattern thing on her wall and she's got
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the nice stretchy pants the that looks like an old person's tap it tapestry. So what it's called when they used to put the wallpaper on the wall tapestries, what it's called? Whatever that? Why don't they do that anymore? Why do they just paint walls now? They don't they don't put up the weird. They don't wrap the walls anymore, you know, you wrap a car. I never understand. Why would you wrap a car instead of painting it? Cause you just take the wrap off. I guess I'm just talking about everything I don't understand, so that's usually you go to a podcast to gain knowledge from an expert here. You just come here and I just tell you everything I don't understand. Why do we do this? Why do I just ask you all the questions so you're gonna sit there and pop off, I guess. But yeah, Joe dispans I Dude go check him out. He'll teach you about the energy. Circles and here you hear some pretty incredible shit you hear about people doing some pretty incredible shit actually went to. I've had an interesting gate today. Today I've been to the dentist and I've been to the doctors.
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I had a dentist appointment at 11 because they fucked up a what's it called? They fucked up a crown. I had to get done a while back and then I went to this function institute for functional health because I read like 3 or 4 books on functional medicine. It's so frustrating, bro. It's so frustrating because I'm so healthy. I don't drink alcohol barely. I eat all organic food. I work out every day. I'm just fucking like systematically ill because I just put my immune system through some bow shit and then the regular doctors will just say, oh, there's nothing we can do. Take these pain pills so ahead and talk to this. It's not even a holistic guy, but so a lot of these people's called functional health and basically what functional health is as functional health states that there is at cause for every disease traditional health. Normal doctors. Normal practitioners just cure the symptoms, so what they do, they go to the research and I'm sure they do their own research and have their own theories and they're very intelligent people.
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Obviously I mean they're fucking doctors okay, but they have to operate within certain guidelines because they're underneath that branch of like the American Doctors Association or whatever it's called, so they gotta go by whatever rules. So the drug companies pay for research and then the research goes into the medical journals and the medical journals are the guides for the practitioners. Right? Like the average doctor that you go see and so with auto immune disorders they just say, oh, we don't know where they come from. All we can do is treat the symptoms and try to you know, negate them, but every disease has a cause right? And there's always cause and effect. That's like the love the universe is there cause and effect. So if someone's gone haywire, someone's making it go haywire for the fact that then I was going through all these traditional doctors and all they were doing was treating the symptoms.
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Yeah, it's it's just wild, but so I went to the dentist because they didn't have my crown right and shit was sitting high. I was sitting sideways boys in the days, so every time I would bite down on something my fucking jaw was crooked and so my jaw was starting to hurt and my teeth was starting to hurt. I think it's pushing my teeth around. So I finally went hit these motherfuckers up and I said, hey, fix my tooth. I went in there and they fixed my tooth. Then they got out of there and I came home and they were fixing my front door because the foundation on my house is all fucked up when I say my house it's a big apartment complex and everybody's doors like everybody's doors are sticking and um like if I wasn't a grown ass man I don't think I'd be able to get my door open. That's what they did, so there's a big gap underneath the door and they put this like shim. Weird thing underneath the gap, you know they do it apartments and I tried to open the door and I was like dude if this shifts anymore and if one of my dumbass neighbors
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falls asleep with a cigarette in their mouth or something like that with my luck I'm gonna get stuck in my apartment and I'm gonna fucking burn to death. So uh, we didn't let that happen, so now we we at the door fixed we got my mouth fixed that I went and paid 5 grand for this medical program that I'm gonna go through. Ah, because that's what desperate people do, not even then I'm desperate, but that's if you want to make money right if you want to make money, sell shit to people that are in pain in physical pain cause I'll do anything to get rid of the physical pain or sell shit to women. And you know when they say like the girls diapers cost more than the boys diapers and blah blah blah blah it's because women will spend money on shit if you guys heard of. This booty pump? What is it? Booty pump? Something booty Builder right? I keep seeing on TikTok. I keep seeing advertisement for the shit called booty Builder and they got just, you know, the chicks with fat asses. They oh,
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we'll take this this pre workout supplement and it's like 60 bucks right? And I go and look at the ingredients and it's basically just creatine. And so typically women don't take creatine because women in their mind they think if I take creatine or if I lift weights I'm gonna get jacked. Let me tell you what ladies not having high testosterone and get even getting Jack. I'd my testosterone check today, I'd 700 and eighties my testosterone and I'm fucking underweight and I' lift iron like every 2 days minimum. Okay, so getting jacked is very hard but so what they're doing then they' say oh, this supplement will build your ass and it's literally just creating and women won't usually take creatine cause I think they're gonna get jacked, but then they say oh well, if you take the supplement which is just creatine, it'll make your ass fat which it probably does. It probably works if you're ever taking creatine, it's another one of those miracle drugs
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I always call prednison a miracle drug and creatine isn't even a fucking drug. It just helps your muscles recover more and retain more water and work better. You just you feel stronger, you feel better. Yeah, creatines the. Shit, if you're not taking creatine you're fucking up.
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I'm just going to the gym. I've been in the gym in the last couple days and my gym's been super slammed every time I go. There's always some retards just hogging all the weights or some guy um doing some weird shit when you know where they have the the the Polly things in the middle. They have a pull up bar when I say the Polly things. I mean the things be like tricep extensions and you know the cables and there'll be some asshole just in the middle doing weird calisthetic things which he could go do on a different machine that isn't right in the middle of the gym where everybody can see him doing is I don't even know what they're called like military press. Maybe is that what it's called? I don't know dude fuck fit people I guess fuck fit people. I guess dude, I'm tired of y'all god, I went to. I got these blood tests done. Man and I'm ah man, once I get healthy it's once I get healthy bro, it's game over for you guys. I'm gonna be so jacked and I'm gonna be so rich as I didn't even realize.
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Like when you're sick for so long you don't even realize that you're sick. So to me just like oh no, everybody just doesn't have energy. Oh no, everybody just isn't absorbing iron. Oh no, everybody just gets dizzy. Oh no, everybody just has a joint pain. Oh yeah, this brain fog is completely normal, I just need a I just didn't blow blow oh no, you can't sleep at night either. I'm gonna assume like there's people out here' that can sleep at night that don't have any brain fog, their joints don't hurt and when they actually eat good food their body actually absorb the food and they don't get dizzy. Crazy dude crazy concept. So once I get this shit dialed in which I'm gonna get it dialed it now it's gonna be over for you bitches. I'm coming. I'm the worst thing to happen to the Internet because I don't quit cause I'm fucking crazy and I'm saying all the shit you're not supposed to say which is why this podcast is dangerous misinformation. So bookle up buddy. We're coming we coming in this bitch. I'm not gonna stop for anybody, somebody just people comment all the time.
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So funny. I put these clips on TikTok and you get in front of a new audience. You know some of you calling like oh look another white guy and you know what the politicians just let's decide to start a podcast just cause you're too afraid to do anything or put yourself out there in any sort of way. It doesn't mean that you need to go out there and shit on people do. I mean I don't care. Do it to me. It gives me. Engagement. I egg these people on. People say something mean and I ask them a question so they'll keep saying mean shit because the longer you watch my videos and the more shit you talk on them, the more they'll show to other people so that somebody with a brain and a sense of humor sees it, they follow me because you were talking shit on it so as those Ratchet t shirts back in the early 2 thousands would say I love my haters and I truly, truly, truly do. I am getting really sick of all these fucking pussies though. Dude, I commented on a video earlier, I commented on a video earlier and I used this arm of basketball cause there was a clip of this teacher, this white teacher who teaches in the inner
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city of Chicago and he just like film the kids in the class. They were just shooting dice bullshit and do whatever they do cause they don't listen to him. He's like, well, why am I gonna get beat up? I don't care. Fuck these kids, which is what I would do. I've got lost youth who cares. Fuck all these kids if they don't have any sort of I don't know. That's always a thing too. You know. It's always a. Joke on the Internet about how white kids talk to their parents, but why is it all the videos you see? It's always fucking urban kids running wild and loot. And like our white parents would beat the fuck out of us if we were out here acting like that, not doing anything in school and looting and shit like that. So I don't know where that comes from. So whatever these allegedly scary black moms are doing, you're not doing enough, I guess, because that's why prisons are filled. I think maybe it's the dad thing
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I don't know.
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Is this right? Is whatever it's true with dude, I don't give a fuck anymore. I literally don't give a flying fuck anymore. What are you gonna do? Just fucking beat me up or cancel me or whatever? I don't know what who cares, dude? If this new medical route doesn't work out I'm just gonna fucking kill myself anyways, dude. I'm not gonna go 50 years of feeling like this
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shit,
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so I'm just going all in bro. I' have no fear anymore. It's a beautiful thing. It's a gift from God of just finally like not giving a shit about anything like money isn't real. I don't give a fuck about money comes and goes. It's just this never ending supply thing. There's so much money around I don't care. Eventually I'll come into it. If I just keep doing I'm supposed to be doing eventually I'll come into a bunch of money cause why the fuck not? It's not real. It's just some shit people made up that some assholes on Wall Street are just pushing around everybody's. Freaking out, bro. You're gonna die. Who cares if you' go who cares if you rack up debt or if you do whatever. If you go on vacation, who cares as long as you don't burden your family or not able to provide for your kids or something like that, or you leave somebody else with the pilot debt? There's just money. Who the fuck cares, bro? You're not going to be able to take any of this shit with you. You're just gonna die. That should. That should be the most comforting thing to anybody like nothing matters. Everything that you're upset about.
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It really doesn't matter because event like when all these people are beefing right all these people are beefing or having all these wars people are fighting. People want to kill each other. If you just wait long enough, people just aren't patient enough. Everybody's just gonna die anyways so everything that you're worry about, all your enemies and all the shit you hate, it's just gonna die anyways like nothing is infinite, so there's no reason to even get worked up or be scared of anything, including your own. Mortality is that dark? I don't know. Dude, life is dark. People want to run around like everything, just fucking rainbows and unicorns all the time. Dude. No, it's not now. It's you can make rainbows and unicorns if you address the shadow if you address the bad things and you come to peace with them. Now if you sit around and dwell on them, it's almost like you gotta have both you gotta take both extremes. You gotta come in terms with the very dark, dark, nasty things in life, then as soon as you accept them you guys okay. Well, now I can live in rainbows and unicorns and shit ice cream
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because I don't give a fuck about this other stuff cause it's I know it's there, it's not gonna creep up on me, it's not gonna blindside me. It's just a part of life and I have fully accepted it. You know what I'm saying. I'm am I' gonna lie? Sometimes I get in my fields, everybody gets in their fields. I'll be lying to say. Sometimes I' don't have a
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you know whatever you want to call it moment, but guys this all tangled up, whatever.
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Yeah,
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we all get in our field like the other day.
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I don't wanna talk about this Noddy. I don't wanna talk about it cause it's gonna sound like I'm caught up on something, but I'm not dude. If they put a have they had anything stick on Trump yet?
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You know
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how long I went to people just kind of wake up and realize. Imagine if somebody was digging in your life that hard for that long, you know what I mean. They've been going after Trump since 2015 or whenever he announced early 2015 they've been trying to stick thing after thing on. Him and nothing stuck. Imagine somebody would do that to you like the shit that they would dig up. So the fact that he is this billionaire and he's in his seventies and they haven't been able to stick anything on him. Besides like stealing these files which are allegedly butt hole, Biden did the same exact fucking thing. We are literally living in a banana republic where there's just 2 if you are one certain way you're immune to the justice system. And then if you talk about people having 2 genders and just having a wide open borders being bad, they're gonna wanna come burn you down for nothing, you know. I mean, trust me, I'm not. These big Trump stands that act like Trump is the second coming of Jesus are just as annoying as these fucking retards with the pronouns in their bio.
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I hate those people so much did. I'm just gonna say like I' don't. I don't like to carry a lot of hatred in my heart, but I literally whenever I see somebody talking shit like I said before, it's just always some fucking retard with pronouns in their bio. I just I don't know dude. Well, I do know dude, they're literally fucking retarded and I hope they'
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I have a confession for them because being that retard when I say retarded, I'm not talking about poor artistic people that have uh, learning disabilities or something like that. I'm talking about something. Somebody that's a retard, not somebody that' is uh disabled in any way. It's 2 different things. Did I watch this documentary the other day? It's called Wrestlers. It's on Netflix. It's really good by the way, but it's about this underground wrestling community wrestling company in Kentucky. And if you know anything about Kentucky, Kentucky is right behind Mississippi and everything that sucks and the people. And if you already know the type of people that wrestling draws like I like wrestling and I'm pretty white trash, but the people that actually love wrestling those are usually like like trash, you know. I mean I like watching the clips of Like The Rock and Stone Cold talking shit, but the people that are actually like into wrestling. It's a certain type of uh
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uh demographic, right? And so this is in the hard Kentucky at an underground wrestling thing and the people just for the people watching, not even the wrestlers themselves, just for the characters that show up to these wrestling gigs, it is 100% worth the watch go watch it wrestlers, even if you're not even that into wrestling. I guarantee you you will be entertained a F. Okay anyways, we're gonna call it. I got stuff to do. Uh, appreciate you tune and into me today. Appreciate you uh, checking out this dangerous misinformation. Hopefully there were plenty of hateful things in there for you.
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It shouldn't be funny, but it is funny, dude because the. World's just so asked backwards now if you say any sort of common sense, right? If you're a normal person from 10 years ago, if you're just a completely rationally normal same person at this point you're just spreading dangerous misinformation and spewing hateful rhetoric I guess, but so I'm just gonna lean into it. I don't care. I don't give a fuck, suck my big old donkey dick. Go buy my book The Petty Principles, please live a rating, please subscribe, tell a friend about the podcast. Thank you for tuning in y'all the best
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peace!
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