This week, we're recording in the same state, in the same room, which means double the chaos, half the self-control, and at least one questionable medical anecdote before noon. Sound is a bit off because of the recording situation so apologies if Mikaila is louder (than normal) and Ash is quiet (that's a first). Buckle up.

Disney Countdown & Houston Adventures

We're days away from Disney World, one of us has never been to Florida, and we are aggressively budgeting like responsible adults… while still drinking wine out of motivational mugs.

We recap:

• Exploring POST Houston rooftop vibes

• A long-distance birthday party via FaceTime

• A 4:30am Vicks-on-the-feet intervention

We will eat everything… except maybe cube-shaped testicles. More on that shortly.

This week's submissions and stories include:

• A revenge story involving a rug and unresolved intimacy

• A cube-shaped anatomy situation that cannot be medically confirmed

• A cousin who weaponized Google Nest with testicular photography

• A nurse who swapped babies in a soap-level betrayal

• A mother fighting corruption for seven years to see her kidnapped son

• An elaborate public proposal goes sideways when the engagement ring ends up on the wrong cupcake.
• A husband discovers his wife's affair in real time. Instead of violence, he chooses strategy.

We briefly detour into the chilling case of Lucy Letby and discuss why the psychology behind crimes is more terrifying than the crimes themselves.

Submit Your Stories

Got a confession? A revenge tale? A soap-worthy betrayal? Send it to:

[email protected] Or submit anonymously at soapanonymous.com

We want your chaos. We want your drama. We want your morally gray moments.

Next week: Disney adults in the wild. Pray for us.

Love you. Mean it. 🖤