It's our first ever awards show! We look back at our first five books and hand out awards for Best Villain, Most Likely to Succeed Post-Book, and of course Best Sex Scene. Join us as we explain what an Eiffel Tower is to Linzi and attempt math to determine Season One's Best Book.

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