You ever draft a guy who’s never called a snap in his life and think, “Yeah, this is our franchise savior”? Welcome to the NFL in 2025. On this episode of First Down Dogs - your favorite football therapy session with a heavy dose of sarcasm - Kurt, JK, and Katie dive headfirst into the madness of this year's NFL Draft and the quarterback (yes, that quarterback) who clapped his way through college.

We break down the Shedeur Sanders saga (or as we now call him, Duy), Cam Ward's dominance, and why teams would rather sign a toaster than risk media circus energy in the locker room. Plus: Katie confesses her love for Joe Burrow (again), the Jaguars draft like they’re playing Madden on rookie mode, and Kurt loses sleep over the Browns' QB situation - because, of course, they drafted two.

This one’s a mix of hot takes, high sarcasm, and actual football analysis from three unlicensed professionals with strong opinions and no chill.

🏈 Timestamps

[00:00] Intro – Welcome to the Clap Era

[05:23] Disney tunnels, Goofy costumes & Katie’s stint as an undercover princess

[12:47] Draft Recap: Shad*r, Cam Ward, and the QB apocalypse

[24:15] Joe Burrow Fever, Browns’ QB buffet, and Giants’ QB gamble

[30:55] Outro – Zach Wilson’s mom, hugs with Goodell, and generational nonsense