It's the 3Q Quadruple Witching hour, when single stock and index options and futures all expire simultaneously, fomenting more volatility in TECH to close out another wobbly week. 

Jerry Powell's promise to keep rates at zero for a thousand years wasn't enough for the high maintenance markets, as they thirst for more promises of stimulus now hung up on the rails in Washington. Truly, the United States government has become a socialist stack for the Rich White Men. 

So where do we go from here? Bobby likes what he sees to go long. We tell you why.

The Trumpus presses his blood vendetta against the Young and the Chinese, first awarding a crony deal for Tik Tok US to Oracle, then banning new app downloads (probably illegally). 

And finally, Snowflake hits the public markets, initially popping, because of course it's in the cloud.